Salam sejahtera kepada semua. Disini aku ingin mengucapkan selamat hari guru kepada isteri tersayang, cikgu cikgi sekolah rendah, sekolah menengah, dan universiti...Allhamdulillah dengan hasil pengorbanan anda dan juga ibubapaku (dengan izin tuhan) jadilah aku macam sekarang.
Sempena hari guru nih, saya nak letak beberapa lawak omputih;
a. Pupil: I don't think I deserved zero on this test!
Teacher: I agree, but that's the lowest mark I could give you!
b. Teacher: How can you make so many mistakes in just one day?
Pupil: I get up early!
c. Teacher: I told you to stand at the end of the line?
Pupil: I tried, but there was someone already there!
d. Mother: How was your first day at school?
Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!
sumber:http://www.jokesaboutteachers.net/teacher_jokes_one.html
sebelum berhenti, satu kata-kata yang disampaikan oleh kawan sepejabat;
-Badan mengandungi 70% air, hati pula penuh dengan darah, kalau badan ditoreh keluarlah darah, kalau hati terluka keluarlah air mata
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